shayaris

Unka Naam Na Pata Jante
Hum To Unhe Bas Soorat Se Pehchante Hain
Ab Dhoonde Bhi Unhe Kaise
Har Soorat Mein Who Nazar Aate Hain

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ishq ka daria jeet ne chale the
himmat ki kyaa kami thi |
laut aaye to haathon mein tasveer
aankhon mein nami thi ||

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angdaai bhi wo leney na paaye uthaa ke haath
dekhaa mujhey to chhod diye muskuraa ke haath

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na bach paoge husn ke fusun se "maalik" chaah kar bhi
bahek he jate hain dil aur nazar jaan kar bhi
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ek samandar ne aawaz di
thoda paani pila deejiye
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hajjaar phool kam hai ek dulhan ko sajjaane ke liye,
ek phool bahoot hai arthi par chadhane ke liye
hajjaar khusiya kam hai ek gam ko bhulane ke liye
ek gam bahut hai jindgi bhar rulane ke liye
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unki ada ki baat kya
baat karen woh ada se
aur ada-ada ki baat kya
khata bhi karen to ada se...
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murkar zaraa idhar bhi dekh jaalim,
ke tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai
husn tere paas hai to kya,...
dil hum bhi rakhte hai
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zakhm sah letey hain..honthon ko see letey hain
zindagi jaisi bhi dey ...usey khushi se jee letey hain
tu hamein apney hathon sey pila na pila aey saaki
peeney waley to teri ankhon sey peee letey hain!
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khatm ye keh kar fasana ho gaya
yaar ko dekhe zamana ho gaya
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"ishq mein gairate-zazbat mein rone na diya....
yaar ko maine mujhe yaar ne sone na diya....."
"aap kahate the ki rone se na badalenge naseeb
umr bhar aapaki is baat ne rone na diya..."
"zarronnn mein rah-gujar ke khanak chod jaunga
pahachan apani door talak chod jaunga...."
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karne gaye the; usse taghaaful ka ham gila
ki ek hi nigah ki bas khak ho gaye
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neend aayi to khwab aaye
khwab aaye to aap aaye
isi kashmakash mein raat gujar gayi
na neend aayi na aap aaye
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kuch es tarah tera khayal jal utha ki baas
jaise diya-salai jali ho andhere mein
ab funk bhi do, varna yah ungli jalae ga.
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ik sabab marne ka, ik talab jeene ki
chand pukhraj ka, raat pashmine ki -gulzar
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naam socha hi na tha, hai ki nahin
'amaan' keh ke bulaya ek ne,
'ae ji' keh ke bulaaya dooje ne
'abe o' yaar log kahte hain
jo bhi jis kisi ke jee aaya
usne waise hi bas pukaar liya
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tumne ik mod par, achaanak jab
mukjhko 'gulzar' keh ke di aawaaz
ek seepi se khul gaya moti
mujhko ek maani mil gaye jaise... -gulzar
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misare atake hue hai.n hotho.n par
u.date-phirate hai.n titaliyo.n kii tarah
lafz kaagaz pe baithate hii nahii.n
kab se baithaa huu.n mai.n jaanam
saade kaagaz pe likhake naam teraa

bas teraa naam (ahsas) hii mukammal hai
isase bahatar bhii nazm kyaa hogii -gulzar
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jub tumhari yaad aati hai cigrett jala leta hoon,
cigrett ke doien se tumhari tasveer bana leta hoon
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jis waqt khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
ek saroor sa us ke dil pe chhaya hoga
pehle to socha hoga tumhe janat main rakh loon
phir use mera khayal aaya hoga
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maana teri har raat meri har raat se achhi hogi
teri har baat meri har baat se achhi hogi
zara khirki to khol ke dekh zalim
meri arthi teri baraat se achhi hogi
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tu apni sheesha gari ka hunar na kar zaya
main aina huun mujhe tutne ki aadat hai
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dil ka bhi kabhi hota hai bachchon ka sa aalam
ho zehr bhi khushrang to peene ko machchal jaye
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woh jo karte hain ishaara wohi likh dete hain
main tarajmaan huun sirf.. shair to unki aankein hain
(when her eyes look at me, i begin to write
merely a writer am i, the words belong to her)
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kafi socha tha pyar nahi karenge hum ,
darde dil liye aur diya nahi karnge hum,
kambkhat uski ankho ne kiya jane kya ,
abb to pyar ke alava kuch nahi karnge hum.
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dil us ki zulf mein uljha hai kab se
zafar ik roz suljhaya to hota --bahadur shah jafar
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zof aataa hai dil ko thaam to lo
boliyo mat magar salaam to lo

kaun kahta hai bolo, mat bolo
haath se merey ek jaam to lo

inhien baaton pe lot-ta hoon main
gaali phir de ke mera naam to lo

yak nigah par bikey hain insha aaj
muft mein mol ik ghulaam to lo --insha
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rafta rafta wo miri hasti ka saamaan ho gaye
pahley jaan, phir jaan-e-jaan, phir jaan-e-jaanaan ho gaye

din-ba-din badhti gaien us husn ki raanaaiyaan
pahley gul, phir gul-badan, phir gul-ba-daamaan ho gaye

aap to nazdeek se nazdeek-tar aatey gaye
pahley dil, phir dilruba, phir dil ke mehmaan ho gaye
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tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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andheri raat thi
wo mere saath thi
mai uske oopar tha
wo mere neeche thi
yaron galat mat samajhna
wo meri cycle thi
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tune usse pyar kiya abla samajh kar,
uske baap ne tujhe pita tabla samajh kar.
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tune usse pyar kiya sarswati samajh kar,
usne tujhe jala diya agarbati samajh kar.
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tumhae gairon se kab fursat,
hum apne gum se kab khali,
chalo bahut hua milna milana,
na hum khali na tum khali.
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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. but
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
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kind, intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything you're not
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i love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
damn, i'm good at telling lies!
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poet:aaj se tumhi meri kavtia ho,tum hi meri kalpana ho,tum hi
meri bhavana ho,tum hi meri asha ho aur tum hi meri jyoti ho.

wife:aaj se tum bhi mera ramesh ho,mera sunil ho,mera ajit
ho,mera suresh ho...............................
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harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi
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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte |
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte ||
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palat ke dekh jalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
husn tum rakhti ho to jawani hum bhi rakhte hai..,
gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambai hum
bhi rakhte hain

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...... machchar ko junoon tha...
khujli fir aisi machi..
...... ki dil besukoon tha ...
humne use pakda
...... fir jaane diya gaalib....
kambakht ki ragoon mein
..... apna hi khoon tha.. !!!!
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kuwarapan (celebacy) se ghabra raha hun,
pathni chahiye
shadi karke pachchtaraha hun,
agar pathni chahiye tho meri lejayiye
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math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le
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chai peeneka mazaa chai mein ahin,
pyaali mein hain,
pyaar karne ka mazaa biwi mein nahin, saali mein hein.
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gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye.
sare shaiyar mar gaye, tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
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phool hai gulab ka, kaaton se kya darna
phool hai gulab ka, kaaton se kya darna
choclate se pyar hai, paise se kya darna
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bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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ek sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.
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ek aag si lagi, dhuaan sa oottha,
mahfil me unki dam ghutnay sa laga,
dekh ke unki jaanib( aur)bole,
bhaiya zara bidi tau bujha do.
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woh aaye the kabr par diya bujha ke chale gaye
baki bacha tha jo tel, vo sir pe laga ke chale gaye
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tum nahi , gam nahi sharab nahi
aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi..

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teri yeah jeel si aankhon mein duub janey ko dil cahata hai.
par kya karo kumbakhat yeah chashma biach mein aata hai
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khudi ko kar buland itana...
khudi ko kar buland itana...
ki himalay ki choti par ja pahoonche,
aur fir khuda tuzase puche.....
abe gadhe .. ab neeche kaise utarega
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chhod kar main taash, aadhi shab mein jab uthney lagaa
yaar boley, "bhaabi tum par zulm karti hai bahut
mard ho tum ya ho chohey?" main ne ye sun kar kahaa
"mard hoon kyon ke wo choohey se to darti hai bahut"
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uf miree lailaa ka mujh se poochnaa
kahiye majnoon aap hi ka naam hai
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aur bhi cheezain buhat see lut chu-ki hain dil kay saath
yae bataya doostoon nae ishq furma-ney kay baad
is leay kamray ki eak eak cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"eak teray aa-ney say phah-ley, eak teray jaa-ney kae baad"
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dasht to dasht, dariyan bhi na chodhe hamne,
behre zulmaat mein, dauda diye ghode hamne.

he converted it into a poem describing the relationship a person has with
his in-laws.

saaliyan to saaliyan, saale bhi na chodhe hamne,
eehle-susraal mein dauda diye, ..... hamne. (fill up the blanks here).

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balti main bhar kay paani tayra aks daikhta hoon
balti hila hila kar tayra raqs daikhta hoon
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zahid agar ibadat mein dam hai to jaa masjid ko hila
nahin to aa baith doo ghoont peele aur masjid ko hilta dekh
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"har roaz `aadaab' `aadaab' kartee thee ...
aek din daab liyae toh khafa ho gayee."
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khirkee darwaazey hain band.... bhaagoge kahan se.
tumhari ....
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apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de
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chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai
to kya hua ...
mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost langoor hai
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zindagHi sirf mohabbat nahiN kuchh aur bhi hai
zulf-o-rukhsaar ki jannat nahiN kuchh aur bhi hai
bhookh aur pyaas ki maari huyi is duniyaa meiN
ishq hi ek haqeeqat nahiN kuchh aur bhi hai

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tum agar aaNkh churaao to ye haq hai tumko
maine tumse hi nahiN, sabse mohabbat ki hai


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ye bhog bhi ek tapasyaa hai
tum tyaag ke maare kyaa jaano

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ham janm bitaa kar jaayenge
tum janm gaNvaa kar jaaoge !

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Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
.. Abey mera chata vapas kar.

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aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

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sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

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"Bole wo DosTi...Chup rahe wo Pyar...
Milaye wo DosTi...Juda kare wo Pyar...
Hasaaye wo DosTi...Rulaye wo Pyar...
Phir bhi log DosTi chor kyun karTe hain Pyar?"

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"Unki meharbaani jab bhi hogi..
ChaahaT kahin muskuraaTi hogi.."

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"Jism ke har kone se, Khushboo Tumhari aaTi hai.
Jab bhi Tanha hoTi hun, Yaad Tumhari aaTi hai...."

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"Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoo in mein Tum..
Kaise chalkaa doon yeh aansoo, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.."

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"RaaT hogi To chand bhi duhai dega,
Khawbon mein wo chehra dikhai dega......
Yeh pyar hai zara soch ke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira To sunai ga......"

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koi kitna bhi door kyon na ho par apna ho, ye kya kam hai,
koi mail kare na kare koi gum nahi bass yaad kare ye kya kum hai.

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Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

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Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

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kabhi kehte the dost hamare
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

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Kabrsataan ki har kabra par, ug ayi hai hari ghaas
Kambakht murdon ke ab jake armaan jage hain

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saans chalne ka naam hi agar Zindagi hai, to Zine walon me mera nam likha dena
dil ki dualat bhi, agar cheeze koi hoti hai, to paise walon me mera nam likha dena

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ai sanam tere baare mein kuchh soch kar
apne baare mein kuchh sochnaa jurm hai
yaad rakhnaa tujhe meraa ek jurm thaa
bhuul jaanaa tujhe duusraa jurm hai
kyaa sitam hai ke tere haseen shehar mein
har taraf gaur se dekhnaa jurm hai

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" Teri yaad main, ab hum apne ko hi bhool gaye"
" Kal tak hum Haqquet the , aaj Afsane ban gaye"
" Ae kaash tum aake dekthe mera haal"
" ek tere siva , sari duniya se hum begane ban gaye"

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maana hum izhaar nahi karte
maana hum ikraar nahi karte
magar yeh mat sochna `pagal'
ki hum pyar nahi karte

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