funny shari good I

• Nikla jo hamara janaza us roz unki gali se
Nikla jo hamara janaza us roz unki gali se
wo khidki se muskara ke boli... mar gaye bhoootani ke.

· Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

• har raat hum tumhe yaad karte hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhooton se dara karte hai....

• Mere marne ke baad yaaro koi aasun na bahana;
Mere marne ke baad yaaro koi aasun na bahana;
Agar meri yaad aaye, to upper chale aana!!


roshni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga.........mohabat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga????????????????????????????


TUM DOOOOOOOOOOOR WAHAN REHTE HO
YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI !!!!!!!!!!
TUM DOOOOOOOOOOOR WAHAN REHTE HO
YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI !!!!!!!!!!
TUM SAANS WAHAN LETE HO,
BADU YAHAN TAK AATI HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HASTI HASTI THI,
BAALO KO LEHRATI THI.
DEKHKAR SHRAMATI THI,
KUCH SOCHKAR PHIR SHARMATI THI,
AAJ PATA CHALA,
SAALI PAGAL THI,
BEVAKUF BANATI THI............


• Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Taj Mehal Ko Dekh Kar Bola,
Shahjahaan Ka Pota,
Aaj Hamara Bhi BANK BALANCE Hota,
Agar Dada Deewana Na Hota.

baharo phool barsao mera dost aaya hai
hoto pe muskan gali mein mahek laya hai
barso tak jise thi pani se allergy
vo aaj lux se nahaya hai


Dil Ka Dard Dil Torhne Waale Kya Jaanen,
Pyaar Ke Riwaajon Ko Zamanaa Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larki Pataane Mein,
Yeh Ghar Bethay Larki Ka Baap Kya Jaane.


When I Was Kid, So Many Girls Wanted To Kiss Me... I Allowed...
Now I Want To Kiss So Many Girls... But They Don“t Allow...


Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai


Devdas ke bap ne kaha, ghar chor do..
Maa ne kaha, Paro ko chor do..
Paro ne kaha, sharab pina chor do..
Tumhe kisne kaha sms karna chor do..?


• Eik Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskaar Kar Ke,
Ghar Jaa Raha Tha Ke Achaanak
Bijli Chamki, Baadal Garjay, Zordaar Baarish Shurooh Ho Gayee,
Aadmi Bola : Lagta Hai Ke Pahaunch Gayee.