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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye

U must be a good runner, because ur always running in my mind.
U must be a good thief, because u have stolen my heart.
& I m always a bad shooter, because I miss u always.

I’ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.

Humse door javoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulawoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok pavoge kaise

take my hand ..
take my whole life too
but i cant help
falling in love with you...

who basti bhi kia basti thi
jiss basti mein who basti thi
us basti mein mery jany say
mery dil ki basti basti thi.


If u drop me, I’ll break.
If u hold me, I’ll shake.
If u need me, I’ll hurry.
If u don’t call me, I’ll worry.
If u hurt me, I’ll cry.
But if u leave me, I’ll die.

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked,"So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied,"I have come for my urine test."

life is like an icecream
so enjoy it last it melts

when all the season will be dry,
when all the bird leave the sky,
when all friends say u good bye,
U will found me there to say hi…

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?











Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

Another deadly answer. scroll down a little














Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".